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ymous 2 points *

For some reason, I've read that as "master race" and I've been thinking that that was what it said for like a day straight. I was so confused when I first saw this, thinking, what does some dog have to do with the master race and why does it involve Miku? I just viewed this post again today and noticed that it's actually "masterpiece". LMAO.

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ymous 2 points

>I think the big deal was the error correction scales or improves with as the number of qubits in quantum systems increases over time

Yeah, pretty much that, and also the fact that it performed really fast on a benchmark that they used. These were the two things that Google listed as "major achievements" at the beginning of their announcement blog post.

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Our groundbreaking AI has been trained on 10 billion million terabytes of boxing match footage. It's able to predict the fighters' next moves with absolute certainty based only on a short 4 second clip from the match. If it's saying that after being kicked in the face, the fighter grabbed a scooter and drove away, then that is most certainly what actually happened during that match, mmmmkay?

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Haters will say that this is fake. But I say that the haters themselves are fake. They are bots created and operated by people who don't want you to know the truth about how planes are made. SHARE TO SPREAD THE TRUTH. #truth #viral #airplaneLiveBirth

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ymous 2 points

>"I am BEGGING you to stop caring"

>spends 24 minutes and 31 seconds caring

 

But yeah, anyways, the video has some valid points. Creating drama around something may be part of the marketing strategy.

 

Some public figure says something stupid on X formerly Twitter and then everyone responds, thus increasing their publicity. Then they launch a memecoin that everyone buys because "wow look, stupid tweet person is doing crypto now, it's gonna be huge!" Eventually tho everyone gets scammed and Youtube commentators start making videos on this just to milk views out of the drama. Then more youtube commentators show up to get their share of views and start talking about how other Youtube commentators are just milking the drama for views and how everyone should touch grass.

 

The author of the video is taking part in the marketing psyop as well. Everyone is, one way or another.

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ymous 2 points

Are you gonna make daily puzzle posts? That would be useful because if you stop posting, then we'll know that you have been either kidnapped or murdered for failing to pay up.

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ymous 2 points

I don't understand anything but this is hilarious.

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ymous 2 points

I have translated the subtitles with Google. It's interesting to see how some words are similar to English.

 

Ich habe paranoide schizophrenie.

I have paranoid schizophrenia.

 

Ich sehe brot!

I see bread!

 

Verschwinden sie!

Disappear!

 

Der typ hat nutri-score opfer.

The guy has nutri-score victims.

 

Deshalb plaudern mit therapeut Dr. Oetker.

Therefore chat with therapist Dr. Oetker.

 

Digga du bist nicht krankenversichert.

Digga you don't have health insurance.

 

Zisch endlich ab du schmarotzer!

Get out of here you parasite!

 

Dann läuft der laden wieder.

Then the store runs again.

 

Herzlich willkommen in der psychiatrischen institutsambulanz hannover!

Welcome to the psychiatric outpatient clinic in Hanover!

 

Hier gibt's gothische weibchen.

Here are gothic women.

 

Da wird selbst ein erpel rattig!

Even a drake gets horny!

 

Dann gibt's noch brettspiele!

Then there are board games!

 

Schoko bonobos.

Chocolate bonobos.

 

Und rundfunk empfangsgerät mit den besten schlager-hits.

And radio receiver with the best hits.

 

Geboren um zu leben...

Born to live...

 

Gänsehaut!

Goose flesh!

 

Das hier sind meine freunde! Mario kart.

These are my friends! Mario kart.

 

Was sagt xx chromosom?

What does xx chromosome say?

 

Ich will schuhe kaufen!

I want to buy shoes!

 

Und die eine schüchterne..

And the one shy..

 

..mit dem manga am start

..with the manga at the start

 

Mein kleines küken!

My little chick!

 

Denkt immer dran

Always remember

 

es gibt hilfe da draußen!

there is help out there!

 

Ratet mal wo ich ein Ü-ei gelegt haben.

Guess where I put a Kinder Egg.

 

*Die ente ist nicht krankenversichert!*

*The duck does not have health insurance!*

 

*Ich hab kein bock mehr auf die ampel!*

*I'm fed up with the traffic lights!*

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ymous 2 points

insanity

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ymous 2 points

I can see the animations in the embed but not the app.

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ymous 2 points

Yes, totally, agreed.

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ymous 2 points

Yeah, Doom can be boring sometimes. I can only listen to it when I'm in a special mood for it.

 

I used to listen to a lot of atmospheric black metal but then stopped because too many songs have those annoying overly long intros where it's just some random "atmospheric" crap like 5 minutes of bird chirping sounds or something.

 

Normally I wouldn't listen to any black metal these days but youtube randomly recommended me this song and I found it to have a nice vibe so I posted it.

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Did they really set a guy on fire to film this?

 

Regarding the music, I didn't really find anything interesting about this song but I may be missing out on the sound cuz I'm using $3 earphones.

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Noooo! This can't be true! You're lying!

Tell me you're just joking. You're just joking, right? Right?!

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ymous 2 points

me irl

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Tbh I don't really understand what he is talking about. Is he trying to convince people to buy a car from him and not from some other dude? Or is the speaker himself actually this Ralph Williams guy and he's just talking shit about himself as a joke?

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ymous 2 points

The real question is, did they really name a government department after a memecoin or was this just a coincidence?

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ymous 2 points

It is a little known fact, but Mainchan was initially founded as a community for speedcubing enthusiasts and most of the initial userbase just happened to be Arabic. We have already shifted our main focus to spoon collecting though, so the duckduckgo link you're seeing is kinda old.

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>Can a professional explain what's going on here?

Absolutely*. The items depicted in your photo are a form of cutlery known as memecutlery. They are quite extraordinary and therefore valuable as collectibles, but are actually of little practical use. It was believed that combining a spoon and a fork into a single utensil would improve dining efficiency but it turned out to just add more problems. The Foon is obviously the most problematic out of the two because it fails to serve as a proper fork due to having no pointy endings and also fails to serve as a spoon due to having such a small slurping volume. The Spork is actually a controversial topic because many believe it to be useable, but I once had a very traumatizing experience with it therefore I am not gonna support it's usage.

 

*I'm not strictly a professional, but I have invested a lot time into studying spoons so I personally believe that I am qualified enough to assist you.

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ymous 2 points

I wanted to get one but they sold out so quickly.

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I don't know man. It's not very nice. I'm not sure if I should be posting about this here. Might need a NSFL tag even. But fine, ok, I will tell you.

 

It was too long for a comment so I made a post.

https://mainchan.com/s/random/7599/The-Spork-Incident-or-Why-I-Dont-Use-Sporks-Anymore

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Your friend's behaviour reminds me of that one time when I was playing some team sport in a highschool PE class (I think it was volleyball) and then I made a mistake and everyone started shouting at me. I told them that I don't even care and left the court. Got dragged back in by the coach though.

 

I was told that people who like commenting on others' mistakes do so because they are insecure about themselves.

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ymous 2 points

Year that Plebbit will be replaced:

2020

2021

2022

2023

2024

2025

fr fr its gonna happen now guys

Mass migration off of plebbit any moment now. ANY MOMENT. In three...two...one...

no wait, again, three...two...

ok maybe that was a bit too early.

ANY MOMENT I SWEAR

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