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Soulful urban/industrial background.

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oh cool you're back

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It's a term that Anne and Rain use to gain a sense of identity around here. By using words that only they can understand, they are thus excluding the rest of the mainchan gang from their culture and at the same time, strengthening the inner bonds within their Newzealandish Mainchaners subsubculture.

It's the same thing as when I scream SKIBIDI RIZZ GYATT at the top of my lungs after an elderly man thanks me for showing him the directions to the nearest public restroom at the airport. It's just a way that we humans establish a sense of identity and belonging to a specific culture.

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It is never safe to sleep. It doesn't matter whether you painted your room or not. Bed monsters are immune to paint. They are able to endure harsh conditions for months while remaining perfectly hidden from your sight, waiting for you to fall asleep. Once you do fall asleep, they will crawl out of their hiding spots and impregnate you with their offspring. Both male and female human beings are vulnerable to this. The bed monster's form of reproduction is quite peculiar. They rely on other mammals to bear their children. After locating a suitable carrier, the bed monster will detach a part of himself and implant it into your body either through your mouth or your anus. The detached part will attach itself somewhere within your digestive system such that it could feed on the nutrients that you consume. This part will then evolve into a new bed monster. The growth period can take anywhere from a couple weeks to a year. Once the new bed monster has fully matured, it shall leave your body in a similar manner to which it has entered.

Nobody is ever safe from this. Bed monsters are poorly studied and whenever such studies are to be conducted, the budget is usually close to nonexistent. The world government understands that it has little power over the bed monster population and thus it chooses to ignore them. It is up to us to defend ourselves from this horrible act of satan that has been raping our civilization for centuries.

It is suggested that you sleep in a group and take turns monitoring each other throughout the night. Bed monsters are extremely shy and will flee as soon as they realize that they have been spotted. If you see one, try to scare it away by shouting or shining light at it. The chances of a bed monster attacking you are pretty low, but it is suggested that you stay away from it's reach as much as possible.

Help spread awareness by sharing this knowledge with your loved ones and for god's sake, stop pretending like volatile organic compounds from paint are a more serious issue!

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I got introduced to relationship of command some three or four years ago. I have since listened to the whole album numerous times and have attempted to learn the lyrics of every song.

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selfie with kangaroo or this didn't happen

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Who are you trying to fool? I know a penguin when I see one.

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Wasn't Daron the founder of Scars on Broadway?

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Why do you have to get your cats shutdown?

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You're right. Fuck politics. CYBER ANARCHY LETS FUCKING GO GUYS.

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yo wtf is this lmao

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True. These are the two funniest users around. Mainchan would crumble down to nonexistence if it wasn't for them. (just my humble opinion)

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The second image with the badge looks really cool btw. I was gonna ask how you made it but then I noticed the smudged letters so I'm guessing you used AI.

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It is absolutely terrible what those people have done to you. Mods should never be able to terrorize anyone like that. I'm so glad that you decided to share your story on Mainchan. You will be safe here with us. Once the cyber anarchist party takes over Mainchan, we will eliminate all the mods and build a truly free world.

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watch this instead

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ymous 2 points TRIPS GET

I have many webms I'd like to share.

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for when you need to shit but you're in a hurry

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You may already be familiar with the traditional method of creating communities, such as the one utilized on Reddit where you go tap tap tap "omg mom look, I made a subreddit!" That is not the case on Mainchan. We do not just press buttons here. Making your own subchan requires alot of effort and determination. You have to input your heart and soul into the process. The result is a creation of art, a masterpiece, something that will transcend all of humanity and exist in the ether, independent of the creator or any physical boundaries. You really have to ask yourself "Am I fit for this?" before going on such endeavours. And don't get me wrong, I don't mean to steer you away from this great venture. In fact, I encourage you to pursue whatever goals you have in mind. I just wish to let you know about the immense levels of dedication that will be required to create and maintain a subchan. Once you are ready, all the essential knowledge of subchan creation will be revealed to you, most likely in a dream by your spiritual animal or some other divine being of great significance to you.

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>Resurrection by erection

>Raise your phallus to the sky and you never die

>It's resurrection by erection

>When you wake up from the dead, and the angels give a head

>Hallelujah, resurrection

I Lol'd.

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Change your name. Delete all social media accounts. Throw away all your old electronic devices. Move to a different country.

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They are mad cuz we're making signs on their territory. I'm new to PL lore so I don't know that much, but apparently that dark blue area is "midnight" or "midnight city". From their perspective, we're the ones griefing them.

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