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tanuki 2 points

A girl asked me to be her boyfriend once. I turned her down, mainly because I am an insecure person. Instantly after I turned her down, I could overhear her saying something like, "I guess I owe you the money now." I later found out that the only reason she asked me out was because it was a bet with her friend; if I accepted her asking me out, her friend would give her $5, but if I didn't, then she owed her friend $5.

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tanuki 2 points

I haven't had a friend since middle school ):

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tanuki -1 point

People who refuse to use this website because of its name are exactly the type of people that ruined Reddit. Look at Lemmy, it's a communist cesspool. We just need to shill this site more.

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Lab-grown meat
s/religion · Posted by tanuki Christian 1 year ago
tanuki 2 points

Another case of a CEO hating white people, leading to needless death.

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tanuki 4 points

Because Redditors are insanely leftist and refuse to use sites that aren't explicit left-wing echo chambers.

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tanuki 1 point

They are almost certainly dead. May they rest in peace.

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tanuki 2 points

That comment was wrote by ChatGPT.

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tanuki 1 point

I ate pizza...

Follow-up question, what's your favorite cheese?

I don't live in Italy, so it is pepper jack.

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tanuki 4 points

Reddit probably won't die because the number of people who rely on third party apps is miniscule compared to the people who don't need them, who, as such, will just shrug the changes off. People know this and are attempting a strike/blackout there, but the duration will be too short and not really change anything, I think.

However, people like me, who mainly use mobile, and refuse to use the official Reddit app, will migrate to other sites like this one.

Reddit will almost definitely die in the future, but that future is not as near as people think.

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tanuki 1 point

Bare minimum:

>Southeast or East Asian

>Not mentally insane

>Is nice

Ideal:

>Japanese

>Cute

>Nice

>Has silky, smooth black hair

>Not mentally insane

>In shape

>Knows how to cook

>Rich

>Doesn't do drugs or drinks

>Doesn't have tattoos

>Shares my hobbies

>Loyal

>Shares my beliefs (or at least most)

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