Avatar

anonymous

4 Followers
1422 Karma

Moderator of:

Joined 2 years ago
Sort By: Old
anonymous 2 points

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 3 points

Are these stories even real? I always thought they are made up for fun or farming karma

reply permalink report gild save
4
If it fits I sits pt.2
s/random · Posted by anonymous 2 years ago
anonymous 1 point
reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 1 point
reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 1 point
reply permalink report gild save
4
anonymous 1 point *

He looks exactly as you would expect a 4chan user to look. He doesn't live in the basement though.

reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 1 point *

Google Graveyard

A PR has been made

reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 6 points

Overstepping Mods and Censorship

reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 6 points

Congrats on getting the first gold award on Mainchan

reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 2 points

I was always amazed by a day in the life of Google employees, they were

either eating, in a meeting or playing around pretending to be working

reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 4 points

4d chess

reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 1 point

Yeah, I reported this issue a month ago it's really annoying, but now I try to check for notification whenever I open the site

reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 2 points

Congrats Mainchan founding member

reply permalink report gild save
anonymous 1 point

Does everything now have a national day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

reply permalink report gild save