Her name is Michelle Yeoh because that's what she yells when she's having an orgasm...
Actors often take stage names. This one took a suggestion from one of her early producers, when he was plowing her tight hole she screamed out "YEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!" and after he finished inside her filthy slit he rolled off her body, panting and sweating, he suggested using "Michelle Yeoh" as a stage name.
gonna move to lancaster pa and join the amish and find a nice amish woman to settle down with and have hot wholesome trad sex with her all night long every night
what's wrong with the side of that Seana girls mouth, it's always crunched shut
maybe she needs a stud like me to stretch it out a little bit so it opens normally heheheh
nice indeed
Jared Leto is gonna bang everyone in the film. And then bang everyone in the theater in the 3D imax version...
Her name is Michelle Yeoh because that's what she yells when she's having an orgasm...
Actors often take stage names. This one took a suggestion from one of her early producers, when he was plowing her tight hole she screamed out "YEEEEOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!" and after he finished inside her filthy slit he rolled off her body, panting and sweating, he suggested using "Michelle Yeoh" as a stage name.
I WANNA BE JACKED OFF BY RACHEL SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I roundhouse you in the face?
Dude do you wanna get fuckin humped? Cause I'll hump you dude... I'll hump you hardcore all night long...
did you know that ur a homo sapien?
15 years isn't enough time to learn a programming language, it takes exactly 16
Ladybitch browser...
gonna move to lancaster pa and join the amish and find a nice amish woman to settle down with and have hot wholesome trad sex with her all night long every night
"UNNHH!!!"
*You hear me cry out in ecstasy*
*You peer into my cubicle to find me furiously masturbating*
"FUCKIN GONNA CUM SO FUCKIN HAAARRRDDD!!!!!!"
"UNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"FUCK!"
*I spin around in my computer chair during ejaculation and spray my cum all around me*
Hey bitch...
Storms are pounding the Northeast...
Dang...
*frantically checks for flight to the Northeast*
I... Wouldn't mind it if I was... Pounded... Myself...
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Live directly on a lake, when I wake up I see and smell it.
Live in a metro area with 3+ million inhabitants.
Live in a metro area with sufficient jobs.
Yes.
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/u/NecroSocial
What was that about this place being not a Neo-Nazi haven?
Yeah and?
The only thing significant about this meme is there's a Nazi flag behind the sunglasses. So we know what OP is on about.
God damn mesmerizing face and eyes and hair...