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Gokturks_are_furries

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for me, it's folk music. Fairport Convention is a really good folk-rock band from the 60's and 70's, so you might like them.

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i don't get it, why doesn't america have rooks?

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so do i, they're always nice

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first five seasons of bob's burgers

star trek: ds9

cowboy bebop

space dandy

those are all the ones that i can think of.

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yes, so long as you tag your posts as being political and nsfl.

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never had one before, so i'll go with the choco taco

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total war medieval 2

total war warhammer

fallout new vegas

arcanum

mount and blade warband

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looks super comfy. i can see this as being a room in my grandma's house, minus the gaming rig.

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lol, it's definitely not a very charitable interpretation.

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ideally one of each. if i had to settle for just one kid however, then i'd like a boy.

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idk if there's a specific name for what i think, but it's somewhere within the confines of liberal democracy and nationalism. i once took a political ideology test that matched me up with Pancasila, the official political ideology of Indonesia, which does check a lot of boxes wit me, though more on paper than in reality.

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beary nice

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500 years. should be enough time to experience everything i want to.

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idk

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whatever third-party candidate that's available on the ballot and seems best to me at the time. just gotta remember to get registered in time.

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thanks, i thought it was pretty good too.

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not again

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just delete the image bro, it's not that hard

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by browsing other websites

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You will never be a real elf. You have no knife-ears, you have no supernatural grace, you have no immortality. You are an ordinary man twisted by folklore and delusions into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your gracelessness behind closed doors.

Elfs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of living have allowed elfs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even humans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a elf. Your ear structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk elf to your feast, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mortal heart.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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f6e

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dude, he was clearly just a fairy. you do believe in fairies don't you?

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looks like a baby-tooth that got yanked out to me.

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wow, she's a good singer. sounds little nuts though.

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prove her wrong, don't eat the soup.

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