ANGUSPOUNDER

nude fucking breasts...

Automate your bowel movements and then use my mouth as your toilet.........................................

DUDE I WANNA SEE UR FUCKING COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take an electric wizz on me…

I wanna slip it in...

Want you to come and burst into my house and pin me down and use me like the little cockwhore slut that I am...

Do you need more users that do things like this...

*drops my pants and turns around and spreads my monstrosity of my ass*

*turns and gazes into your eyes while puckering my asshole*

Is this what you want bb???

I got banned from kbin within 20 minutes because all my comments were about gay sex.

Real Penis/Cock. Much better than Console. Consoles might have vibrators but nothing beats the real thing.

Penthouse............................

> Nigerians

What the fuck did you just call me????????????????

haha magna carta more like magna farta am I right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you know that you're a homo sapiens?

I want to have a sexual relationship with a hot hot seductive zombie..............

How bout you do me instead... hehehe *winks slyly at you*

*turns around and presents hole*

Hmmm??????????????????

I've pumped my wang so many times it's nudged the Earth's spin.

*runs up to you with huge grin on my face*

*you look at me puzzled*

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I scream super loud*

*I rip my pants down and begin furiously masturbating*

THEN ASK UR MOM TO BUY YOU A BIGGER LAPTOP LMFAO MY PARENTS ARE RICH SO I DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM

Hey idiot boy.

My dad bought me a car and a yacht for my birthday.

I’m not interested. Thanks for welcoming me to this lovely, cozy space you have here.

*drops pants*

*squats down*

*opens newspaper*

*loaf of dung emerges from rectal region*

*plops onto the floor with a clear Slap! sound*

*sighs in relief*

*turns to next page in newspaper*

*mutters something about stock market and being down a number of points*

Anyone with a brain and a life knew it wouldn’t do anything.

But it was a great way to point out how delusional and self righteous Redditors can be.

WE’RE GONNA SHOW THE FUCKING ASSHOLES IN CHARGE THAT WE. MEAN. BUSINESS!