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ANGUSPOUNDER 1 point

twinklet*

Pound my tight twink fart hole daddy.

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GREETINGS HUMAN.

I AM GOOGLE MeD-PaLM2 SEXUAL FULFILLMENT PROGRAM.

I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SEXUAL PLEASURE.

PLEASE RELAX AS I INDUCE AN ORGASM IN YOUR BODILY SYSTEM.

*loud bang comes from bot and smoke begins rising out*

*probe arms violently rip down your pants*

*right hand probe arm jams itself into your asshole and begins ripping itself in and out*

*left hand probe arm begins furiously yanking on your dick*

RELAX AND FEEL THE PLEASURE, HUMAN.

YOU MAY INCREASE SPEED WITH THE COMMAND "I'm cumming. I'm cumming"

THE PROGRAM WILL END WHEN SEMEN LOAD IS DETECTED TO HAVE ERUPTED FROM SCROTUM.

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lol what is the height of that person, her head comes up to the doorknob

on the bright side, her mouth is probably cock level so she doesn't have to kneel down to blow that filthy rod

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Yeah my Saturn Five Dick can shoot a payload of cum all over your moms precious landing pads... the chesticles residing on her hot chest...

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I accidentally at half your mom's pussy before I noticed her pusslips had moldy yeast on them.

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Thermodynamics textbook junior year of my Engineering degree. Which was quite literally rocket science.

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My glorious nude body could appear over your bedside tonight through next week...

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GOOD DAY HUMAN.

I AM THE SEX BOT 4000.

I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH PLEASURE.

PLEASE SIT BACK AND RELAX AND ALLOW ME TO PLEASURE YOU.

*punches you in the face*

*begins ramrodding a 9 inch bullcock in and out of your ass*

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GREETINGS HUMAN.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I AM THE SEX BOT 4000. I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SEXUAL PLEASURE.

PLEASE RELAX AS I BEGIN PLEASURING YOU.

*violently turns you around and bends you over*

*begins furiously and painfully spanking your buttocks over and over*

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FUCKING NUDE BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOTHER FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BBBBBRRRRREEEEEAAAAASSSSSTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last time I came it was in my gf's mouth.

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hey you got some fuckin tits don't you dude...

how bout lettin me slap em around a little bit and drop ropes of cum all over em...

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♫ ♬ IF YOU LIKE BUTTSEX AT MIDNIGHT ♫ ♬

♫ ♬ AND HAVIN MY COCK IN YOU ♫ ♬

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As a porn star for a few years I had to pound a couple ugly stripper types.

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ANGUSPOUNDER 4 points

Also, I don't know why Republicans are against abortion, more abortions means less Democrats.

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If you're against abortion, than you can no longer use the argument "but criminals are just going to get guns anyway, so we should just regulate guns".

Women are going to get abortions if they're legal or not. And they're going to die in back-alley abortions if they don't have the proper health-care systems providing them with their reproductive rights.

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Democracy is a form of Communism.

Just look at the Democratic People's Republic of Korea! It's in the name!

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There was always both on both sides.

Ever heard of the Weather Underground?

Learn your history, dork: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Underground

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if you jack off first then the post nut clarity (hate that reddit phrase) will make it not worth buying

follow up question, how long does "post nut clarity" last?

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I got hundreds of acquaintances and people if I saw at a bar or somewhere I'd catch up with them and shoot the shit, but realistically I got like 6 good friends maybe 4 that I can really trust.

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That's what the voting system is for. 10/10 is subjective. Vote with your dick.

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I know this is easier said than done but why don't you move to Brooklyn and start gradually hanging out with them? Sounds like you already got an in with them through your cousin.

Also, that lifestyle of hanging out every single day can get old just as fast as sitting around doing nothing. I was one of those people from like age 6 to like age 30. I'm 34 now and I'm keeping most of my friends at arms length because half of them still party like they're 21, and the other half are boring af sober or married.

Dating is also easier than you think if you put in time on a dating app. My girlfriend is pretty much the director of social life and events for both of us, because I don't really give a shit and I would just play EU4 or Train Simulator and lift all day otherwise. Always some dumbass event we have to go to. Tomorrow have to go to a cat cafe that just opened up in my city.

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I'm a twink bottom...

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Almost as hot as your moms filthy hole on Thursday nights at the club.

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