ANGUSPOUNDER

My glorious nude body could appear over your bedside tonight through next week...

Thermodynamics textbook junior year of my Engineering degree. Which was quite literally rocket science.

I accidentally at half your mom's pussy before I noticed her pusslips had moldy yeast on them.

Yeah my Saturn Five Dick can shoot a payload of cum all over your moms precious landing pads... the chesticles residing on her hot chest...

lol what is the height of that person, her head comes up to the doorknob

on the bright side, her mouth is probably cock level so she doesn't have to kneel down to blow that filthy rod

GREETINGS HUMAN.

I AM GOOGLE MeD-PaLM2 SEXUAL FULFILLMENT PROGRAM.

I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SEXUAL PLEASURE.

PLEASE RELAX AS I INDUCE AN ORGASM IN YOUR BODILY SYSTEM.

*loud bang comes from bot and smoke begins rising out*

*probe arms violently rip down your pants*

*right hand probe arm jams itself into your asshole and begins ripping itself in and out*

*left hand probe arm begins furiously yanking on your dick*

RELAX AND FEEL THE PLEASURE, HUMAN.

YOU MAY INCREASE SPEED WITH THE COMMAND "I'm cumming. I'm cumming"

THE PROGRAM WILL END WHEN SEMEN LOAD IS DETECTED TO HAVE ERUPTED FROM SCROTUM.

twinklet*

Pound my tight twink fart hole daddy.

exercise ur brain bro

what about that scene in empire strikes back where luke just drops down that chamber and gets essentially flushed out of that trash corridor

kinda seems like a fart would feel the same way if you were being blown out the same way

I'm the weirdo as a guy and as a girl.

Although the best compliment I ever got was from a close friend who said "Dude you're like a real life Randy Marsh." And then our other friend with us was like "... Yeah he is actually."

yes indeed

FUCKING WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We noticed because we love you. Don't leave daddy.

Your moms red hot horny swollen B00BS could be visible in my bedroom tonight.

FUCKING HUMP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

LATCH ONTO MY FUCKING HIPS AND THRUST YOUR FUCKING COCK IN MY ASS AND HUMP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sit and spin 🖕

I want you to sit on it... 🖕 And spin... 🖕

And I want a full 360 degree rotation... 🖕 Do I make myself clear...? 🖕 Hmm...? 🖕

kinda wanna fuckin hump ur fuckin cock dude get it hard and let me bounce up and down on it with my tight twink fart hole and bubble butt

Do I annoy you with my...

*turns around and presents puckering hole*

My... tight twink fart hole?

MOM, CAN WE BAN THIS GAY NIGGER?!?!?

Massive cock (mine hehe) discovered inside your mom's vadge surface.

God that sounds like such girl shit.

Remind me to keep that away from my gf.