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God dude I wanna get fucked in the ass................

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Apartheid purveyors.

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Ratchetty but looks like could catch a good load.

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✔️ This

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I run on pussy that I get from ur mom..............

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early strings of cum spurting out of my rod onto your moms tiddies

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Almost as hot as your moms filthy hole on Thursday nights at the club.

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I know this is easier said than done but why don't you move to Brooklyn and start gradually hanging out with them? Sounds like you already got an in with them through your cousin.

Also, that lifestyle of hanging out every single day can get old just as fast as sitting around doing nothing. I was one of those people from like age 6 to like age 30. I'm 34 now and I'm keeping most of my friends at arms length because half of them still party like they're 21, and the other half are boring af sober or married.

Dating is also easier than you think if you put in time on a dating app. My girlfriend is pretty much the director of social life and events for both of us, because I don't really give a shit and I would just play EU4 or Train Simulator and lift all day otherwise. Always some dumbass event we have to go to. Tomorrow have to go to a cat cafe that just opened up in my city.

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That's what the voting system is for. 10/10 is subjective. Vote with your dick.

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I got hundreds of acquaintances and people if I saw at a bar or somewhere I'd catch up with them and shoot the shit, but realistically I got like 6 good friends maybe 4 that I can really trust.

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if you jack off first then the post nut clarity (hate that reddit phrase) will make it not worth buying

follow up question, how long does "post nut clarity" last?

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If you're against abortion, than you can no longer use the argument "but criminals are just going to get guns anyway, so we should just regulate guns".

Women are going to get abortions if they're legal or not. And they're going to die in back-alley abortions if they don't have the proper health-care systems providing them with their reproductive rights.

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hey you got some fuckin tits don't you dude...

how bout lettin me slap em around a little bit and drop ropes of cum all over em...

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GOOD DAY HUMAN.

I AM THE SEX BOT 4000.

I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH PLEASURE.

PLEASE SIT BACK AND RELAX AND ALLOW ME TO PLEASURE YOU.

*punches you in the face*

*begins ramrodding a 9 inch bullcock in and out of your ass*

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My glorious nude body could appear over your bedside tonight through next week...

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Thermodynamics textbook junior year of my Engineering degree. Which was quite literally rocket science.

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Yeah my Saturn Five Dick can shoot a payload of cum all over your moms precious landing pads... the chesticles residing on her hot chest...

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GREETINGS HUMAN.

I AM GOOGLE MeD-PaLM2 SEXUAL FULFILLMENT PROGRAM.

I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SEXUAL PLEASURE.

PLEASE RELAX AS I INDUCE AN ORGASM IN YOUR BODILY SYSTEM.

*loud bang comes from bot and smoke begins rising out*

*probe arms violently rip down your pants*

*right hand probe arm jams itself into your asshole and begins ripping itself in and out*

*left hand probe arm begins furiously yanking on your dick*

RELAX AND FEEL THE PLEASURE, HUMAN.

YOU MAY INCREASE SPEED WITH THE COMMAND "I'm cumming. I'm cumming"

THE PROGRAM WILL END WHEN SEMEN LOAD IS DETECTED TO HAVE ERUPTED FROM SCROTUM.

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twinklet*

Pound my tight twink fart hole daddy.

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exercise ur brain bro

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what about that scene in empire strikes back where luke just drops down that chamber and gets essentially flushed out of that trash corridor

kinda seems like a fart would feel the same way if you were being blown out the same way

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yes indeed

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kinda wanna fuckin hump ur fuckin cock dude get it hard and let me bounce up and down on it with my tight twink fart hole and bubble butt

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Massive cock (mine hehe) discovered inside your mom's vadge surface.

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God that sounds like such girl shit.

Remind me to keep that away from my gf.

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