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ANGUSPOUNDER

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The yeast he used came from your mom's vadge.

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able-bodied bitch...

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Wanna be humped by a fuckin hot hott bitch...

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hey sorb dorb

can you shove that fat cock into my mouth please?

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hey can I tell you something

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nude fucking breasts...

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Automate your bowel movements and then use my mouth as your toilet.........................................

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Take an electric wizz on me…

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I wanna slip it in...

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Want you to come and burst into my house and pin me down and use me like the little cockwhore slut that I am...

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Do you need more users that do things like this...

*drops my pants and turns around and spreads my monstrosity of my ass*

*turns and gazes into your eyes while puckering my asshole*

Is this what you want bb???

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Real Penis/Cock. Much better than Console. Consoles might have vibrators but nothing beats the real thing.

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Penthouse............................

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haha magna carta more like magna farta am I right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Did you know that you're a homo sapiens?

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I want to have a sexual relationship with a hot hot seductive zombie..............

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I've pumped my wang so many times it's nudged the Earth's spin.

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*runs up to you with huge grin on my face*

*you look at me puzzled*

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I scream super loud*

*I rip my pants down and begin furiously masturbating*

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THEN ASK UR MOM TO BUY YOU A BIGGER LAPTOP LMFAO MY PARENTS ARE RICH SO I DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM

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Hey idiot boy.

My dad bought me a car and a yacht for my birthday.

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Unnnhhhhhh…….. yeaaahhhhhhh

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that's the whole point/benefit of communism though, I don't know why any westerner wouldn't want to keep China communist, that would stop them from glorifying labor

they can't keep up with our capitalist pace, and they take pride in being a working class, their purpose is to work for us

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up my hairy hole as I smuggle it into Cuba

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I would rather you pack the shit into me with your rock hard cock (in Minecraft)

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I liked the ones where Jim Davis was clearly on some kind of psychadelic

https://www.gocomics.com/comics/lists/1720856/garfield-loneliness-denial-weird-storyline-1989?page=2

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