>nation who's ancestors were convicts

>Larrikin culture

>Weed legal in Australian capital territory and Canberra

>Higher proficiency in reading

>Universal health care

>Easier for young skinny white guys to strike up a conversation with the women since Australian is a more egalitarian culture unlike the USA or even Canada

>Superior movies and TV shows and animation like big kez

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[–] Howdy 1 point

no guns lmao

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[–] Anonymous fc4228f4 1 point

extreme temperatures filter out weak people and weenies

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[–] Anonymous 07b5023c 1 point

that’s only true in melbourne. the only other thing we’ve sold them was an irradiated port near darwin which we forgot to tell them is unusable, kinds like those eucalyptus trees we sold california.

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[–] Anonymous 233f908e 1 point

hmm interesting, hopefully the don't get mad about the port. The koalatrees is funny though, didn't that start a fire?

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[–] Anonymous 07b5023c 1 point

I think they’re up to fire number 3 or 4 now. fore some reason the first a starting to sync up with every new avengers movie release in hollywood.

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[–] Anonymous 36c55779 1 point

it’s called the lucky country for a reason, because we don’t even have to try, also australium is real and you can’t have any.

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